{"id":5159,"date":"2026-02-23T19:30:20","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T02:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=5159"},"modified":"2026-02-23T19:30:20","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T02:30:20","slug":"when-i-hear-the-words-body-pillow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/when-i-hear-the-words-body-pillow\/","title":{"rendered":"When I hear the words &#8220;body pillow&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;this is what I imagine&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5160\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/body_pillow-780x780.jpg 780w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/>&#8230;tied to the bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;this is what I imagine&#8230; &#8230;tied to the bed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/when-i-hear-the-words-body-pillow\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5160,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}