{"id":515,"date":"2017-03-14T03:24:26","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T09:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=515"},"modified":"2018-08-23T10:30:55","modified_gmt":"2018-08-23T16:30:55","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-start-your-engines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/ladies-and-gentlemen-start-your-engines\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and Gentlemen&#8230; Start your engines!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, sit back and enjoy the Main Theme&#8230;<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-515-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-Theme-2017.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-Theme-2017.mp3\">http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-Theme-2017.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>We are one day away from early access, one week from full release of Mass Effect: Andromeda.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time I said hello to the space boyfriend. He&#8217;s been a <em>little<\/em> busy lately.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"950\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X6PJEmEHIaY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And if that scowly face looks familiar, his face model is Steven Brewis, a long time crush of mine. Here you can see him (Brewis) modelling one of the deluxe edition casual outfits (just kidding). 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