{"id":5059,"date":"2025-03-13T10:26:38","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T16:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=5059"},"modified":"2025-03-13T10:26:38","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T16:26:38","slug":"the-banana-never-falls-far-from-the-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/the-banana-never-falls-far-from-the-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"The Banana Never Falls Far From the Tree&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5060\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ps.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ps.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ps-270x300.jpg 270w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ps-702x780.jpg 702w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ps-135x150.jpg 135w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Patrick S.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick S.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/the-banana-never-falls-far-from-the-tree\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5060,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hot-guys","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}