{"id":472,"date":"2017-01-22T13:49:23","date_gmt":"2017-01-22T20:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=472"},"modified":"2017-01-22T13:50:34","modified_gmt":"2017-01-22T20:50:34","slug":"what-a-wonderful-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/what-a-wonderful-world\/","title":{"rendered":"What a Wonderful World"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m currently beta testing an eastern MMO coming to the West, and I’m a little confused.<\/p>\n

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Using only the main questline and upgrading my equipment as it comes…<\/p>\n

(A) I have a dead panda on my head. \u00c2\u00a0This was by far the better choice of what I was given.<\/p>\n

(B) There is a small furry animal from Alpha Centari humping my hip. \u00c2\u00a0I *knew* I should have gone with the rainbow star glasses!<\/p>\n

(C) I am followed by a large glowing blue puffer fish who spits at me for healing. I’ve gotten a new one that looks like an angry bird \/ chicken hybrid that shits feathers as it flies around. This is not a pet class.<\/p>\n

Don’t get me started on the untranslated text and foreign audio. Or the girls in vaguely disturbing outfits. Or the walking, talking (cooking) animals. Or instructions of any kind.<\/p>\n

OH! WHERE HAVE ALL THE AAA ENGLISH MMO’S GONE????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m currently beta testing an eastern MMO coming to the West, and I’m a little confused.<\/p>\n

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