{"id":4631,"date":"2022-08-25T20:46:04","date_gmt":"2022-08-26T02:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=4631"},"modified":"2022-08-25T20:46:04","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T02:46:04","slug":"dont-shoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/dont-shoot\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Shoot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Until you see the white of their tighties!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4632\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tighties.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"592\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tighties.jpg 592w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tighties-185x300.jpg 185w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tighties-481x780.jpg 481w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tighties-93x150.jpg 93w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 592px) 100vw, 592px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Until you see the white of their tighties!<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/dont-shoot\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4632,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4631\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}