{"id":4573,"date":"2022-05-27T11:35:23","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T17:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=4573"},"modified":"2022-05-27T11:35:53","modified_gmt":"2022-05-27T17:35:53","slug":"when-your-shower-is-too-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/when-your-shower-is-too-small\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Shower Is Too Small"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4574\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"982\" height=\"1350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in.jpg 982w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in-218x300.jpg 218w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in-745x1024.jpg 745w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in-768x1056.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in-567x780.jpg 567w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/shower-closing-in-109x150.jpg 109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 982px) 100vw, 982px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The shower&#8217;s slipping closer<br \/>\nand the spray is getting tight.<\/p>\n<p>You push against the wall<br \/>\nand you&#8217;re ready for a fight.<\/p>\n<p>Use shower gel. Trust me. Get rid of that dang bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shower&#8217;s slipping closer and the spray is getting tight. You push against the wall and you&#8217;re ready for a fight. Use shower gel. Trust me. Get rid of that dang bar.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/when-your-shower-is-too-small\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4574,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}