{"id":4302,"date":"2021-06-19T19:32:45","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T01:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=4302"},"modified":"2021-06-19T19:32:45","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T01:32:45","slug":"oil-and-water-dont-mix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/oil-and-water-dont-mix\/","title":{"rendered":"Oil and Water Don&#8217;t Mix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(I&#8217;ll take the oil, anyway.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1536\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water-585x780.jpg 585w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/oil-and-water-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1536px) 100vw, 1536px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(I&#8217;ll take the oil, anyway.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/oil-and-water-dont-mix\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4304,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}