{"id":3492,"date":"2019-10-22T10:47:48","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=3492"},"modified":"2019-10-22T10:47:48","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:47:48","slug":"adam-for-mr-turk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/adam-for-mr-turk\/","title":{"rendered":"Adam for Mr. Turk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mr. Turk&#8221; is an underwear brand (look, seahorsies!) and not some creepy old man in a castle on the hill that we&#8217;re selling Adam to. Get your mind out of the gutter.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3493\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1632\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk.jpg 1632w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk-239x300.jpg 239w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk-768x964.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk-816x1024.jpg 816w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk-622x780.jpg 622w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adamformrturk-120x150.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1632px) 100vw, 1632px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mr. Turk&#8221; is an underwear brand (look, seahorsies!) and not some creepy old man in a castle on the hill that we&#8217;re selling Adam to. Get your mind out of the gutter.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/adam-for-mr-turk\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3493,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}