{"id":3336,"date":"2019-08-29T20:34:55","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T02:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=3336"},"modified":"2019-08-29T20:34:55","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T02:34:55","slug":"three-farmhands-walk-into-a-barn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/three-farmhands-walk-into-a-barn\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Farmhands Walk into a Barn&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t tell if this is a joke or a porn video!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3337\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands-768x1112.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands-707x1024.jpg 707w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands-539x780.jpg 539w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3farmhands-104x150.jpg 104w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Hint &#8212; it&#8217;s a porn video!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t tell if this is a joke or a porn video! (Hint &#8212; it&#8217;s a porn video!)<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/three-farmhands-walk-into-a-barn\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3337,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3336\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}