{"id":333,"date":"2016-07-05T20:58:20","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T02:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=333"},"modified":"2017-10-26T22:29:55","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T04:29:55","slug":"when-i-called-the-front-desk-and-asked-for-a-towel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/when-i-called-the-front-desk-and-asked-for-a-towel\/","title":{"rendered":"When I called the front desk and asked for a towel&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t expecting this!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-334 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy.jpg\" alt=\"towel_boy\" width=\"1242\" height=\"1538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy.jpg 1242w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy-242x300.jpg 242w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy-768x951.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy-827x1024.jpg 827w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy-630x780.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/towel_boy-121x150.jpg 121w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1242px) 100vw, 1242px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t expecting this!<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/when-i-called-the-front-desk-and-asked-for-a-towel\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":334,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}