{"id":3253,"date":"2019-07-26T23:24:50","date_gmt":"2019-07-27T05:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=3253"},"modified":"2019-07-26T23:24:50","modified_gmt":"2019-07-27T05:24:50","slug":"this-was-no-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/this-was-no-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"This was no accident!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident-624x780.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident-120x150.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is a blatant attempt at subverting a handsome man&#8217;s autonomy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3255\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1-768x977.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1-805x1024.jpg 805w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1-613x780.jpg 613w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident1-118x150.jpg 118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Forcing him to reveal, for our hungry gaze, his considerable assets.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3257\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"942\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4.jpg 942w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4-768x978.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4-804x1024.jpg 804w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4-612x780.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident4-118x150.jpg 118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 942px) 100vw, 942px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I heartily approve, Frederic. Continue on.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3256\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3-768x977.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3-805x1024.jpg 805w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3-613x780.jpg 613w, https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/no_accident3-118x150.jpg 118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a blatant attempt at subverting a handsome man&#8217;s autonomy. Forcing him to reveal, for our hungry gaze, his considerable assets. I heartily approve, Frederic. Continue on.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/this-was-no-accident\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3254,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}