{"id":1881,"date":"2017-11-18T10:00:13","date_gmt":"2017-11-18T17:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/?p=1881"},"modified":"2017-11-18T10:00:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-18T17:00:13","slug":"simon-says-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hobert.net\/road\/simon-says-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon Says…."},"content":{"rendered":"

REACH!<\/h2>\n

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and STRETCH!<\/h2>\n

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and WHATEVER THIS STUPID MOVE IS CALLED!<\/h2>\n

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and LIFT!<\/h2>\n

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and KNEEL!<\/h2>\n

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and STRETCH!<\/h2>\n

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no, I mean REALLY STRETCH!<\/h2>\n

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okay, you can REST!<\/h2>\n

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and GET DRESSED!<\/h2>\n

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Whew, that took a lot out of me!<\/h2>\n

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REACH! and STRETCH! and LIFT! and…<\/p>\n

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