What a Wonderful World

I’m currently beta testing an eastern MMO coming to the West, and I’m a little confused.

Using only the main questline and upgrading my equipment as it comes…

(A) I have a dead panda on my head.  This was by far the better choice of what I was given.

(B) There is a small furry animal from Alpha Centari humping my hip.  I *knew* I should have gone with the rainbow star glasses!

(C) I am followed by a large glowing blue puffer fish who spits at me for healing. I’ve gotten a new one that looks like an angry bird / chicken hybrid that shits feathers as it flies around. This is not a pet class.

Don’t get me started on the untranslated text and foreign audio. Or the girls in vaguely disturbing outfits. Or the walking, talking (cooking) animals. Or instructions of any kind.

OH! WHERE HAVE ALL THE AAA ENGLISH MMO’S GONE????

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